"That's my chicken.
That's my chicken.
Give me the chicken!"
~ Kim Richards, actress
"I think if I'm 40 and I don't have
any kids and I'm not married,
I would have a baby artificially
inseminated. I would feel like
Mary – like Jesus is my baby."
~ Kim Kardashian, celebrity
"I'm a black woman trapped
in a white woman's body."
~ Kim Zolciak, celebrity
"I haven't had sex in eight
months. To be honest, I
now prefer to go bowling."
~ Lil' Kim, rapper
"I don't take myself seriously any
more. Sometimes I just garden in
my knickers and platform shoes."
~ Kim Wilde, singer
"Alec and I are looking for a farm,
because I have a cow named Henry."
~ Kim Basinger, actress
"I have been foiled by a man in a dress."
~ Kim Possible, teenage superhero