Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Funny Product Names

I've done posts like this one in the past, but not in awhile...so it was time. Prepare to guffaw...just a little bit.  ~  JH




So, I'm confused...does this make you clean,
or leave you dirtier than when you started?



I thought the crack was supposed to be there.
But if it's creeping...well, that's a different story.



Available in three NEW flavors: 
Bootylicious, Badonkadonk, and Trunk Junk.



For when you have to go, but you really could use a cup of tea.



That's what he said.



The enemy of my enema is my friend...or something like that.



This is a harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.



Here's a succinct summary of virtually everything I blog about.



One ape's mucus is another man's treasure.



Let me guess...you serve these with breasto sauce?



You see, this is just ramen stereotyping at its worst.



What are these really? Seriously! They don't
look like anything recognizable as actual food.



Betcha can't eat just one.



So...did a child shred the meat? Or...is it the meat of a shredded
child? The answer will determine whether I will eat it or not.



Chicken Salad Soda is my favorite. It's even carbonated!



Yeah, baby!



I see right through this charade.



What next, Earwax Wine?



Are you too good for ordinary paper towels? Try Snob!



Eau de pee! Mmm mmm good!



Dear Italy, Come up with less-controversial words to
describe your pasta. Sincerely, The Rest of the World



Nothing tastes as good as Yumy toilet paper!



If this becomes a thing, I'm totally going to 
stop brushing my teeth. Just sayin'...



Made by pedophiles for pedophiles.



The ever-popular "White" Black Man.



Then there's this...



I don't care how confident it makes my breath. Any
toothpaste that's this insensitive isn't getting my business.



Now available in 5.5-oz. cans!



Umm...



It's really a matter of opinion, don't you think?



There you have it, folks. The glove that's 
only good for one thing. Sheep rescue.



When preparing for their "sweet debut," "dreamy girls" know that
the Super RainbowPark Shoe Cream Bar is the way to go!



So it's the "same" soap. As what exactly?



What a relief it is.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Today Than Getting A Filling



Climbing Mt. Everest in the winter, 
nearly as naked as the day I was born.



Licking the underside of a desk 
in an abandoned school in Chernobyl.



Bound, gagged, and duct-taped to a chair,
being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon.



Running from a charging bull dressed as a clown.



Searching for Sasquatch in a dense forest 
full of predators…not to mention Sasquatch.



Curling…and I don't even understand (nor 
do I have a desire to understand) the sport.



Popping someone else's zits as a favor.



Sleeping on a bed of nails.



Gouging out my own eyeball with a spoon. 
(Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!)



Writing a blog post about "Things I'd Rather 
Be Doing Today Than Getting A Filling."

Monday, July 27, 2015

Athletic Endeavors That Didn't End Well

That awkward moment when you want to punch your friend
in the face for snapping a picture instead of helping you.



He should earn at least 1 point
for style. I mean, look at that!



Well, he's safe. But is he safe?



I don't even know what's going on here. But somehow
I think this wasn't supposed to happen.



Missed it by that much.



Dude be like, hope you're okay. I'll be stealing your ball now.



Let's "face" it. This is going to leave a mark.



Two points for the dunk. Minus one for not 
getting your face out of the way afterwards.



They're probably going to deduct points for that.



"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, 
lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground..."



Is this some weird wrestling move I don't know about,
or did he not mean to end up smelling that dude's butt?



Riding a motorcycle. You're doing it wrong.



She meant to do that. Honest, she did.



Hole in one!



She's okay. It's just a flesh wound.



She would've hit the ball, but somethings got in her way.


This is what's known as "using your head." Wrongly.



*** For more like these, check out this post I did 
on my original blog a couple of years ago. ***