As notoriously bad of a punster as I am...no, I did not make any of these up. To the best of my knowledge, all of these are (or were, at one time) legitimate businesses. If you feel that I am wrong in this assumption, feel free to point that out. I am just the hunter and gatherer of these, and not the creator. Normally, I'd comment on each photo with my own snarky thoughts, but these pics pretty much speak for themselves. That being said...you may now proceed to snicker, groan, and/or enjoy! ~ JH
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
I've done posts like this one in the past, but not in awhile...so it was time. Prepare to guffaw...just a little bit. ~ JH
So, I'm confused...does this make you clean,
or leave you dirtier than when you started?
I thought the crack was supposed to be there.
But if it's creeping...well, that's a different story.
Available in three NEW flavors:
Bootylicious, Badonkadonk, and Trunk Junk.
For when you have to go, but you really could use a cup of tea.
That's what he said.
The enemy of my enema is my friend...or something like that.
This is a harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
Here's a succinct summary of virtually everything I blog about.
One ape's mucus is another man's treasure.
Let me guess...you serve these with breasto sauce?
You see, this is just ramen stereotyping at its worst.
What are these really? Seriously! They don't
look like anything recognizable as actual food.
Betcha can't eat just one.
So...did a child shred the meat? Or...is it the meat of a shredded
child? The answer will determine whether I will eat it or not.
Chicken Salad Soda is my favorite. It's even carbonated!
I see right through this charade.
What next, Earwax Wine?
Are you too good for ordinary paper towels? Try Snob!
Eau de pee! Mmm mmm good!
Dear Italy, Come up with less-controversial words to
describe your pasta. Sincerely, The Rest of the World
Nothing tastes as good as Yumy toilet paper!
If this becomes a thing, I'm totally going to
stop brushing my teeth. Just sayin'...
Made by pedophiles for pedophiles.
The ever-popular "White" Black Man.
Then there's this...
I don't care how confident it makes my breath. Any
toothpaste that's this insensitive isn't getting my business.
Now available in 5.5-oz. cans!
It's really a matter of opinion, don't you think?
There you have it, folks. The glove that's
only good for one thing. Sheep rescue.
When preparing for their "sweet debut," "dreamy girls" know that
the Super RainbowPark Shoe Cream Bar is the way to go!
So it's the "same" soap. As what exactly?
What a relief it is.