Saturday, January 5, 2019

Funny Baseball Cards

The Plural of Hyena is not the only blog I'm bringing back this year. My humor blog is also back up and running. Starting right now! Enjoy!  ~  JH


I can see your halo.



AKA "The Sleeveless Slugger."



 Giddy up!



Is that a submarine sandwich, 
or are you just happy to see us?



Playing baseball.
You're doing it wrong.



Who farted?



I don't think you're holding
the bat right. Like, at all.



Why the long face, Don?



He wrote something naughty
on the bottom of his bat.
Google it if you're curious.



Punting a football.
You're doing it wrong.



Gitchy gitchy goo!



Good thing he was wearing
his baseball-proof vest.



.
Have a nice trip.
See you next fall.



Catching the baseball.
Protecting the jewels.
You failed on both counts.



He's looking at you.
I don't think so, he's looking at me.
Wait a second...we're both right!



Is this a baseball card, or a still
shot from a travel show?



Nice shirt, bro.
Don't wear it again.



Polly, want a catcher?


This is not the Skip Schumaker
you are looking for.



I don't want this baseball
anymore. You can have it now.



Love your bat, and
it will love you back.



 If you ever wondered,
"Who's driving this train anyway?"
The answer is Jim Leyland.