Monday, December 22, 2014

Some Funny Memes I Must Have Missed This Year

I've seen my share of funny memes on the Internet, Facebook, and elsewhere this year. But up until this point, I'd never seen any of these. And they're darn funny! I think you'll think so, too. If you don't, you may want to get your sense of humor checked next time your visit your doctor. Happy Christmas!  ~  JH

Because this is what she turns into.

I'll believe it when I see it.
Aaahhh, I SAW IT!!!

A man in a cow suit being butt-smacked by a guy 
with a banjo. Yeah, no caption necessary here.

I see what they did there. Clever!

Just keep playing, dude. You'll never beat that game.

The age-old question.

Just saying...

I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation.

I bet you get lots of exercise by jumping to conclusions!

True story.

What a lucky break!

And now you know...

NO...just, NO!!!

So THAT'S how they do it!!!


Good advice.

Your life depends on your answer.

I'M not going to be the one to break the news to him.

Dude's got "up's."

'Nuff said.

Well, there ya go!

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Disturbing Pictures Of Humans In Chicken Suits

Sometimes you just feel like wearing a chicken suit. And sometimes it's your job to do so. Here's a fine-feathered collection of some crazy cluckers dressed like their favorite barnyard animals. Enjoy?  ~  JH

Ever heard someone say they've been "running around like a
 chicken with its head cut off"? Yeah, this is what that's like.

I'm not sure I would buy a newspaper from that chicken-man.

Ashton Kutcher is an angry chicken!

I don't mean to interrupt your city council meeting with my
disturbing display of poultry passion. Well, actually, I do...

Looks like Amy Poehler lost a bet.

On the site where I snagged this photo, it was 
captioned "The Man I'm Going To Marry." 
Seriously, you can't make this stuff up!

You can't tell it from the photo, but this chicken-man 
is playing and singing "What Is Love?" by Haddaway. 
Baby, don't hurt me no more!

Why is Blake Shelton dressed like a chicken? Well, why not?

A man in a chicken suit doing the Michael Jackson 
crotch-grab thing is simply more than I can bear!

Doesn't this fellow look proud of himself?
Why, he's strutting like...a...chicken.

I think she's wearing rubber gloves on her
feet. Talk about your sensible shoes!

Excuse me, ma'am, I'm doing a survey on
how you feel about people in chicken suits.
Please stop screaming, this'll only take a minute.

It's bad enough to get your bike stolen. But to get it stolen by a guy
(or girl) in a chicken suit? That's the lowest of the low! (True story.)

And then there's this guy...

OK, stop, collaborate, and chic-ken!

There's nothing I hate more than to see a depressed chicken-man.

This man clearly didn't think this through, seeing as he's 
the owner of a violently chicken-hating dog and all.

I'm not sure why celebrity chef Jamie Oliver is 
dressed in a chicken suit, flashing gang signs. 
But my life is now better for having seen this.

It's a bird (technically). It's a plane (hardly).
It's SUPER-CHICKEN! (Too scary!)

There are certainly worse ways to earn a spot 
on Conan O'Brien's late-night talk show.

It's Sumo-Chicken-Man!

If you were to happen to Google "drunk in a chicken suit,"
this is the first photo that would pop up. Go ahead, try it!

Chicks dig the beard. (Pun intended.) And the chicken suit, of course.

I just gained a lot of respect for Ariana Grande, 
for having the nerve to don a chicken suit in public. 
But maybe this is just a typical day for her...

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Unintentionally Funny Vintage Ads About Being...Happy?

As most people know, the word "gay" didn't always mean what it does today. To be "gay" used to mean to be happy, lighthearted, and carefree. Keeping that in mind, but likely being unable to remove the "modern" definition of the word from your brain, here's a collection of vintage ads about being...happy?

A "gay" umbrella made by an underwear
company. That sounds about right.

Want loving, alluring lips?
Give 'em a Gay Flare!

For shiny hair that
holds its shape, GO GAY!

This ad is about as realistic as that
"Have a happy period!" commercial that
inexplicably got airtime a few years back. 

Apparently, "Gay Baby" comes in three
different sizes. One is right for you!

It's a small world after all.

Let's "travel by train"
and head that way!

The phrase "families go gay" is in the
same ad as the phrase "Westward Ho!" 
So many possibilities, so little time.
I'm gonna hold my tongue and let you
make up your own sarcastic remarks.

"Gay companion." "Working partner."
Sure, whatever you want to call them.

I didn't know gayness
came in the form of a pill.

Straight kids need not apply.

I wouldn't jump to any conclusions,
but he is a dapper dresser.

They actually have those 
now, don't they?

Aww...that's so sweet!

And proud of it, apparently!

Apparently, it can happen
to you overnight!

I wonder if this is where they got the
idea for the rainbow as a pride symbol?

Just because it's pink doesn't make it gay!

There's something for everyone here.