Funny Baseball Cards

The Plural of Hyena is not the only blog I'm bringing back this year. My humor blog is also back up and running. Starting right now! Enjoy!  ~  JH

I can see your halo.

AKA "The Sleeveless Slugger."

 Giddy up!

Is that a submarine sandwich, 

or are you just happy to see us?

Playing baseball.

You're doing it wrong.

Who farted?

I don't think you're holding

the bat right. Like, at all.

Why the long face, Don?

He wrote something naughty

on the bottom of his bat.

Google it if you're curious.

Punting a football.

You're doing it wrong.

Gitchy gitchy goo!

Good thing he was wearing

his baseball-proof vest.

.

Have a nice trip.

See you next fall.

Catching the baseball.

Protecting the jewels.

You failed on both counts.

He's looking at you.

I don't think so, he's looking at me.

Wait a second...we're both right!

Is this a baseball card, or a still

shot from a travel show?

Nice shirt, bro.

Don't wear it again.

Polly, want a catcher?

This is not the Skip Schumaker

you are looking for.

I don't want this baseball

anymore. You can have it now.

Love your bat, and

it will love you back.

 If you ever wondered,
"Who's driving this train anyway?"
The answer is Jim Leyland.

"Punny" Business Names

As notoriously bad of a punster as I am...no, I did not make any of these up. To the best of my knowledge, all of these are (or were, at one time) legitimate businesses. If you feel that I am wrong in this assumption, feel free to point that out. I am just the hunter and gatherer of these, and not the creator. Normally, I'd comment on each photo with my own snarky thoughts, but these pics pretty much speak for themselves. That being said...you may now proceed to snicker, groan, and/or enjoy!  ~  JH