Bizarre Quotes By Notable People Named Kim

"That's my chicken. 

That's my chicken. 

Give me the chicken!"  

~  Kim Richards, actress

"I think if I'm 40 and I don't have 

any kids and I'm not married, 

I would have a baby artificially 

inseminated. I would feel like

Mary – like Jesus is my baby."

~  Kim Kardashian, celebrity

"I'm a black woman trapped

in a white woman's body."

~  Kim Zolciak, celebrity

"I haven't had sex in eight

months. To be honest, I

now prefer to go bowling."

~  Lil' Kim, rapper

"I don't take myself seriously any

more. Sometimes I just garden in 

my knickers and platform shoes."

~  Kim Wilde, singer

"Alec and I are looking for a farm, 

because I have a cow named Henry."

~  Kim Basinger, actress

"I have been foiled by a man in a dress."

~  Kim Possible, teenage superhero

Snicker-Worthy Senior Citizens

First of all, I didn't make any of these up. I found them on various sites across the Internet.

Secondly, maybe some of these aren't very respectful and for that, on behalf of the original captioning authors, I apologize.

Thirdly, these certainly are not representative of all elderly people. But you gotta admit, the stereotypes exist for a reason.

Finally, enjoy!  ~  JH

You Make Me Laugh, So I'm Returning The Favor

As if the world needed another blog – much less another one from me! – I present my new humor-themed blog, A Reciprocal Guffaw.

The inspiration behind the obscure name is that the world is full of things that make me laugh, or at the very least make me shake my head in bewilderment. So in return, I will attempt to make the world laugh as well, whether it's compiling funny things that I've found from elsewhere on the web or whether it's writing original material that I think readers may also find marginally hilarious.

Admittedly, my sense of humor is not the same as everyone else's – I find some things chuckle-worthy that others don't. And I don't find some things funny that many people do.

I will do my best to ensure that everything here is in good taste, or at least is not overtly questionable. I hope you'll enjoy checking out what shows up here as much as I will while compiling and/or writing it.

Happy Ha-Ha!

~  JH