20 Things I Don't Want My Pants To Be...
Too Long
Too Short
Falling Off
Plastered On...In Purple
Furry...With Hooves
Wearable Hot Air Balloons...
...Or Otherwise Inflatable
Invisible
Lace-Up
Muscular
On Fire
Bright Orange
Pineapple-Patterned
Redundant
Shared
Soiled
Spandex...With Lightning Bolts
Unzipped
Urkel...To The Max!
Wooden
